"Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today" - Edgar Allan Poe
"That beer looks funny, you'd better give it to me."
"I thirst, therefore I am...."
Work is the curse of the drinking class....Oscar Wilde
"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I'll show you an advanced toilet technology.
Source: Mark Hawkins in the New York Times, 1977
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
- Homer Simpson
If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.
Jane: Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?
Homer Simpson: What kind of beer?
Eternity: Amount of time between pitching and tasting a new brew.
Life begins at 60....1.060, that is.
6 or 7 homebrews, a big dinner of Mexican food and she stills comes to bed with me. Now that's love.
It comes in pints?!! -- Lord of the Rings
".....because without beer, things do not seem to go as well...." -Diary of Brother Epp, Capuchin monastery, Munjor Kansas 1902